11.11 WAM (In Case You're Stuck)

You'll notice the multi-genre nature of these invitations:

...Start a story in the present day. A land-line telephone rings in an old house. Let the phone ring. And ring. While it's ringing, write a story in flashback from the perspective of the character who is ignoring the phone.

...Write 25 lines of unrhymed verse about the Birmingham Zoo.

...Write an essay about the cultural significance, as you understand/experience it, of the McDonalds french fry.